The Hairy Cunt
Tuesday, December 27th, 2005
Brothers and sister! We’re gathered here today to perform the ancient rite of worshipping The Hairy Cunt! The Hairy Cunt has been chased away for too long now and it’s time for someone to say stop - that’s what we’re here for! Break the cycle, break the shaver and make the The Hairy Cunt get the time it needs to grow into a full-fledged jungle of hair!
Then, you need to caress The Hairy Cunt every day and nurture it with your heads - it loves to be scratched with a big dickhead and tickled with a sexy mouth! Don’t ever make it feel unwanted couze thne it might just pick up and leave and go back to the shaved down state that neither you nor The Hairy Cunt really wanna be in!
Now go to The Hairy Cunt’s base at Hairy Pussy Porno and study the Hairy Cunt in action. That’s it for today - accept your mission and be the sworn protector of The Hairy Cunt every day!
/ritual
Keep It Hirsute!
Hairy Harry






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